Once Upon a Time, Everyone Was Burned Out
The girlies, gays, and in-between were exhausted, over-caffeinated, emotionally spent, chronically online, and pretending to be fine. So we made Pretty Unwell.
Pretty Unwell is a pink, sparkly universe where burnout is aesthetic, feelings are valid, and coping mechanisms come in the form of cute merch. We collaborate with independent artists to create products that feel like a mix of nostalgia, therapy notes, and emotional support objects. Pretty Unwell is for the people who laugh through it, cry about it later, and still somehow keep going.
My Sexy Fictional Boyfriends
Who needs a real boyfriend when we can dream up our own?
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My Sparkly Vampire Boyfriend Coffee Mug in Blue - This is the Ass of a Killer
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My Sparkly Vampire Boyfriend Coffee Mug in Pink - This is the Ass of a Killer
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My Sexy Werewolf Boyfriend Mug - Where the hell is your coffee, Loca?
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My Shadow Fae Boyfriend Mug - Who Needs Therapy When You Have Fae?
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For the Unhinged Girlies
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Pretty Unwell Pill Bottle Crop Hoodie
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$44.50 USD
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$44.50 USD
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Stickers
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Pretty Unwell Pill Bottle Sticker
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This Too Shall Pass — Hot Girls Have Tummy Issues Sticker
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My Sexy Werewolf Boyfriend Sticker
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My Vampire Boyfriend - This is the Ass of a Killer Sticker - Pink
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THE REVIEWS
Testimonials
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"Not totally shit"
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"Soft Enough to Cry In"
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"An impulse buy I didn't actually regret"







